I’m thankful for a lot of things:
I’ve been fortunate enough to travel to about 30 countries in my “22” years of life. We live in a majestic, beautiful, and unique world and the best way to experience life, to better understand humanity, and to appreciate our own blessings is to dive into other cultures, lifestyles, and histories.
However, after a careful and well-researched analysis, I’ve come to an important conclusion:
America is the champ. Not the measly Intercontinental Champion, but the WWF World Heavyweight Champion. (If you get that reference, I’m really glad we’re friends. If you don’t, I’m still glad we’re friends, but you probably think I’m low class. You are correct.)
Some may point to the incredible freedoms we enjoy, our diverse citizenry, or our gorgeous natural landscapes as reasons why America is the best. All those things are cool, but it’s so much easier than that:
Don’t let the European hispters fool you. Chucks belong to us. America didn’t invent shoes, but we sure did perfect them in 1923. Just like Darius Rucker, Chucks are cool with anything. Jeans? Yep. Shorts? Like, obviously. Dress pants? I like your spunk.
Other than the cool history and affordable prices, the best thing about Chucks is their simplicity. Life is way too complicated and we spend way too much time stressing over a bunch of stuff that doesn’t really matter. As long as we get the basics right, whether it is a successful marriage, a healthy work-life balance, or plain solid colors and simple white stitching, we’re good to go. Plus, it’s pretty sick to wear a shoe that hasn’t changed much in the past 90 years. When you are doing something right, just keep doing your thang.